My Puppies - Revisited

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 Jeff: Come on Mutt, quit being that way.

Muttin: ...

Jeff: She didn't mean it, she just meant that you need a haircut.

Muttin: ...

Jeff: Frankly, I'm surprised you'd be insulted by being called a mangy mutt. I thought you were tougher than that.

Muttin: ...

Jeff: Besides, why won't you talk to me, I didn't call you that!  I think you need to mature up some, don'tcha think?

Muttin: ...

Jeff: Cause of you, I'M gonna have to get a haircut too. Thanks a bunch, sis. You know how she likes us to match. 

Muttin: ...

Jeff: I'm going out for a drink. She said she's gonna do the haircuts tomorrow, so I'm headed out for one more nite on the town before she makes me look like a drowned rat. Hard to catch the ladies looking like that. Wanna come?

Muttin: ...

Jeff: (thinking to himself) Just once I'd like to win one of her silent treatment gigs. She can be SUCH a bitch!

Muttin:  I heard that.  Shut. up.

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